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lameboob:

"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
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georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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meaganfanart:

broccoleafveins:

See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

 
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.


parrotiny:

harry and zayn sharing a bathtub and taking turns in massaging shampoo and conditioner into each others hair


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itsniazkilam:

zayn in interviews

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A lunch in Paradise ©

A lunch in Paradise ©


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mhdunaway:

Tiny white text reads, “I’ll press you in a book.”

mhdunaway:

Tiny white text reads, “I’ll press you in a book.”


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freckkles:

who did this

freckkles:

who did this


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dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster


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