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h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’


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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image


4 hours ago  -  via - source  

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation



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  • Nicki:  fuck them skinny bitches
  • Me:  YAS! I ain't shit!

tylerpozole:

HOW DID I BARELY JUST SEE THIS?!


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and-id-marry-larry:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

you in no way need breasts to have sex or create life so they are not sexual organs. 


young-chop-a-veli:

gunsounds:

😂😂😂

Thank god for soulja boy


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poppedamalikimsweating:

Zayn is so soft and cute and lazy and warm in all those new interviews


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passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”


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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise



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glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future



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