tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

al-the-stuff-i-like:

homotwinks:

breadmaakesyoufat:

spenceromg:

Dear girls,
Stop saying you want an Augustus Waters, if you’re not going to be a Hazel Grace.
Sincerely, A guy with good intentions

dear broni friendzoni,  it is almost impossible for a girl to go anywhere without fear of getting assaulted, if a guy walked up to us and immediately said he wanted us to go to the movies with him alone the very first time he met us, we have every right to be creeped out and weary, stop telling girls that if they want to find love they have to trust every “nice guy” they meet.
sincerely a girl who got sexually assaulted because she was left alone with a boy she only met that day <3



broni friendzoni

al-the-stuff-i-like:

homotwinks:

breadmaakesyoufat:

spenceromg:

Dear girls,

Stop saying you want an Augustus Waters, if you’re not going to be a Hazel Grace.

Sincerely,
A guy with good intentions

dear broni friendzoni,  it is almost impossible for a girl to go anywhere without fear of getting assaulted, if a guy walked up to us and immediately said he wanted us to go to the movies with him alone the very first time he met us, we have every right to be creeped out and weary, stop telling girls that if they want to find love they have to trust every “nice guy” they meet.

sincerely a girl who got sexually assaulted because she was left alone with a boy she only met that day <3

broni friendzoni

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

When you want to reblog a post but you don’t agree with one of the comments

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donnysoldier:

"just like he already owned it”

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dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

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